when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe” and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life
if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep
I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood
I mean seriously
what do you think we do every month
i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know
